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I just found out my real father is a drunk that tried to kidnap me and send me to foster care.

You know, it's kind of a bummer.

Like, it's kind of, kind of sucks.

Not only does your dad not want a functional liver, he doesn't want you either.

He doesn't want to function.

This literally happened yesterday, or at least the conclusion up until now, did.

Me and my brother took 23 and me tats for fun around Christmas time, which is like, again,

you never do 23 and me tests for fun unless you want family drama.

Yeah, it's never, it never ends well.

No, no, it never does.

When the results came back, it suddenly showed us as being half siblings.

Dude, that, that is such a terrible realization.

It sucks. Like, you literally think someone is your family.

It's still family, but like, you think someone is your, your Still family, but like you think someone is your,

your full brother and then they're just not.

Just not.

Which thinking on it now makes sense as I have dark hair and blue eyes and am relatively

fend.

He on the other hand has a blonde hair and green eyes and is of a stocky build.

What's your username, boy?

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