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Guaranteed Human. Am I the A-Hole for not wanting to see my dad's affair, baby? I mean, how ugly is it? Babies are ugly when they're born. I'm not even joking. John is not a fan of babies. He sees a baby and he's like, ew. Dude, they can be so ugly. It's insane. I feel like right out of the vagin.

Right.

Yeah.

Like right out.

That's like kind of ugly.

Yeah.

Give it like, you know, maybe like a month.

They become super cute.

So cute.

But right out, they're like a wrinkly old sack of skin.

And the problem is they're like, you know, showing you pictures and like, oh, look, da-da-da. And it's like, your baby's fucking ugly. Get out of my face.

Fuck it, tell him. Oh, my God. I, 16 female, will admit I have and always will have a close

relationship with my mom, female 40. She is truly an amazing woman. She did a great job and is honestly beautiful.

Wow. Very sweet from a teenage daughter. Starting out pretty sweet. Yeah, I feel like the

angsty teenage daughter. You don't expect this. You're like, I hate you, mom. Like, that's what

I expect from the teenage daughter. She's like, she's doing a terrible job and it's honestly ugly.

That's what the angsty would say.

Yet about a year ago, we found it that my dad,

male 42, is having an affair who is 26.

And...

Daddy can get it.

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