Ep41: Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Find out who listeners would rather sleep with: Mark Deuber or David Beador? Would you rather have Peggy or Meghan as a mom? All answers are revealed. Shannon and Soggy Flicker both went through hormone therapy this week...we doubt it worked. We fell more in love with Dolores and Marg this week (and Archie the dog!). Andy was impressed with Brandi not bringing sexual chocolate to the reunion show. Cam was thankful as well. And taglines are officially out in Hotlanta! Also, it's Summer Mary's birthday, and we can only imagine what will happen...

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Too Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from LA.
0:22.8	Tomorrow is someone's birthday. I'm a poet and I didn't even know it. Guys, it's summer Mary's birthday.
0:32.1	When you're listening to this tomorrow, probably since we're recording tonight. But November 9, 1985.
0:40.5	1985. No, 85. Big day. 32. Everyone's like, how are you excited for your birthday? I'm like, why?
0:49.6	You're like at 32. My mom called me yesterday and she's like, yeah, I thought you're turning 31.
0:56.4	And then she talks, she talked me through her whole birthing story. My mom does that every year.
1:02.2	Every year. Every year. So yeah, I was all prepped for the C section because my, you know,
1:09.8	your older sister was a C section. And my doctor, she just said, Carmel, we should go for it.
1:16.2	Like, natural. You can do this. You can do this. And yeah, I came out the vaginal canal. Wow.
1:24.6	My mom likes to call me and be like, the pains they're coming. Like when she started getting
1:29.0	her labor labor pains. And then she'll call me every year at the wrong time and tell me,
1:33.9	this is when you came into the world. And then like, mom, call me in an hour. She's like, damn it,
1:37.8	every year. So good. So tell us what you're doing for your birthday.
1:45.1	Tomorrow night, I'm just going out to dinner with my family. But I know this fireman that's
1:51.3	also the same birthday as me. And he's going out with his fireman friends. So he's rather good looking.
1:57.6	I mean, I'm single. No. But his friends could be that's a how old is he? He's like 25.
2:07.8	But like, how is this a friend? How is this a friend?
2:14.1	Wait a second. It's a friend's brother. Actually, it's 27 now. I'm 32. But I swear I haven't like,
2:21.5	I get mixed up with the ages now. But I literally I contacted the school secretary today and I was like,
2:29.8	yeah, I think I'm going to do that personal day on Friday. And she was like, we have like no
2:35.4	subs because everyone's taking off because it's like pseudo veterans day. And I'm like, I'm really going
2:41.0	to need one like, like you have to like tell her why. Like, don't you understand my birthdays
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