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My stepson ripped off my daughter's cancer wig, so I stormed out of the wedding. Am I the A-Hole? I mean, how hard was he pulling? Was it like a little like, like, like, was it like, was it like, like, I feel like. Ripped off. I mean, that's, that's going to be a rip. I feel like the harder you pull,

the more of a

a hole you are.

Like,

like,

like,

what if it's like,

like,

you know,

you flicked someone, to be a rip. I feel like the harder you pull, the more of a, uh, a hole you are. Yeah. Like,

like, like, what if it's like, oh, like, you know, you flick someone's hair and then their wig falls off like, you need, you need more, you need more context of someone ripping someone's wig off after that. It's like, it's like the amount of force. There's a function where it's like the amount of force it takes for you to rip off a wig is directly proportional to how much of an a hole you are.

If it was an accident, I could say, like if you're like, I don't know, I don't know why you'd be petting somebody, but. You're petting that way. I have no way of justifying this way. I have no way. What if it's burning? What if it's on fire?

There we go. Yeah. If it's on fire, yes. Let's think of all the ways this person isn't an a hole

and then and then go and then go and then go into the story. Let's do it. The people were

competent. Yes. Oh, go. We're answering your calls right now. So my daughter, 16 Megan, just finished her cancer treatment.

She's lost her hair in the process and she's been incredibly insecure because of it all.

She no longer meets friends nor welcomes them at her house, nor even any family members, nor any family members in person.

Hey, don't let no hair mean you have no friends. You know, you know, there's plenty of bald people with friends out there. That's true. The bald. The rock. The ball. The ball. You're saying the rock doesn't deserve friendship. You're wrong. Look at Kevin, Kevin Hart.

Kevin Hart could even reach his wig.

Yep.

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