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Two Judgey Girls

Ep38: Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Blame Courtney from LA for being sick last week and missing a recording. We are so happy to be back in Jersey and see Soggy Flicker cry over salty crab cakes. We have a new stalker named SEXZ Chef. No one even flinched when Leann shattered a champagne flute over in Dallas. Now Kameron understands why they had plastic cups. In Orange County, Peggy confronts Shannon and then we have to hear her yell/cry the rest of the episode. How many tears will be in Iceland? Come judge with us...

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0:00.0

Welcome back to 2 Judgy Girls! This is Mary from the Bay!

0:21.0

I'm Courtney from LA and oh my god it just feels right.

0:26.0

Well you guys I'm blaming you not Courtney. It was completely my fault. I 100% take the blame for this.

0:33.0

She did get sick and like I kind of gave her an out to get out of the pod last week because her sister was like getting married the last last weekend and she I think she was like a overwhelming stress and got sick.

0:47.0

I think yeah my body finally caught up with me and I had to leave work early a couple days last week I wasn't feeling so well and for as my maid of honor speech I had to do a big song and dance number.

0:59.0

And so I needed all the rest I could I didn't even have a voice at one point like it was it was really touching go last week.

1:07.0

I'm so sorry that we never delivered anything last week especially because I think we told people that we were going to.

1:13.0

It's completely my fault. Yeah it's completely my fault. I take 100% don't worry it was nothing of Indian summer Mary. It was all me and I know people we basically I actually um Courtney's never taken to sick day.

1:29.0

I always like me and like I am pot I'm on vacation I have to eat the country no pod today. Yeah yeah so this is definitely this was my fault.

1:39.0

But we have so much to talk about we have new stalker. Yes so buckle up because this is going to be a this will be probably a little bit longer than normal because we have to catch up on everything that we've missed.

1:52.0

So do you like do you feel uncomfortable knowing someone stalking you or do you like feel flattered.

1:59.0

Okay so basically sexy chef you guys S.E.X. Z chef who was featured on real housewives of New Jersey last week is now stalking us like stalking us.

2:13.0

Like we basically we we didn't even tag him in a video. No that's like the weirdest thing we okay so obviously for those of us that are following us on Instagram Mary what's the Instagram handle.

2:23.0

At two judgey girls TWOJUJUJUDGYGIRLS.

2:32.0

Okay so we as you remember last week we posted the video about Teresa saying the crab cake was fucking salty anyway and we hashtagged do we hashtag something we didn't even have sex.

2:47.0

No no no we wrote is sexy chef even hot. We then no Mary I'm looking at it now because he actually responded to the original and he reposted the original the crab cake was fucking salty anyway.

3:01.0

He originally reposted so which means he was just trolling the New Jersey hashtags totally then so he reposted that video okay and then yeah he wrote us our own post and it says the two judgey girls hashtag is sexy chef even hot what do you think sexy chef is a lovely father and chef first of all I'm romantic passionate with my ingredients taking pride every day doing what I love to do.

3:30.0

And that is massage marinate rub and talk to all my ingredients to make them sex Z mind you half of these words are all hashtag as well I love I love my clients especially when I make them appreciate food in a totally different way than they eat then they just eat in food.

3:54.0

It's like it's like it's a little bit of a bond it's something happened here it's an experience that make fun sexy and comfortable for all ages I am hot it's about my life and food salty crab cakes slap the basil slap the basil real hot sides of New Jersey and family and like at that point it was like enough that I just wrote back okay you can be sexy.

4:20.0

I know why any rice you put like 10 photos along with this.

4:24.0

What it's not 58 likes wait but the first one is him and his underwear he makes me feel really uncomfortable and he's like obsessed with this now.

4:32.0

Yeah and like it's just it's too much and then the and then today he posted one of hashtag sexy chef hashtag potions and motion hashtag prime seven dollar a beach hashtag teamwork hashtag 700 hashtag guest at hashtag prime seven dollar a beach hashtag tonight.

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