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Listener discretion is advised. You are listening to Wine and Crime, the podcast where two friends chug wine,

Chetrew Crime, and unleash their worst Minnesotan accents. Oh my gosh we sure stinking do. How you

doing? I'm Amanda. I'm Lucy and I'm doing great.

Oh, what a day.

We're visiting the heartland today.

We are visiting the heartland today.

And for those of you who are on Patreon at the $5 or more level,

this is a video episode today.

And just to get our pumps primed,

which is one of my least favorite phrases.

I don't know why I just said that.

Yeah, it's really gross.

But I'm doing it.

I, as we record this, am going to Mexico for my cousin's wedding.

And so I, tomorrow I leave tomorrow,

so I got a spray tan today.

And it's very possible that you will watch it develop before your eyes on screen because I was just thinking how pale I look compared to you. I'm going to turn my light down so I look less pale. I got it around 1 p.m.

and they, okay first off I have a bone to pick with the last spray tan tech that helped me with the booth at I won't name the

business because I'm not actually coming for them this was on me.

Was the Sun Tan City that's where I was not where you got fired from no it wasn't I never got hired also that wasn't

Sun Tan city that was catch a tan you're right and it wasn't catch a tan either but so I like to go they

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