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Today I effed up by almost tumble drying my own cat to death.

Oh no, bad cat owner.

Not good.

Come on.

Not how you get that pussy dry.

No, it is not.

There are many other ways to dry your pussy.

Just introduce them to me.

There we go.

Self bird.

So I'll start by saying that I have an awesome pair of noise canceling headphones that I

wear when I'm doing chores around the house and they work really well.

Like really well.

Uh-oh.

Just imagine the cat.

I'm jamming out, unloading the dishwasher, and I remember I have some laundry to fold and more to wash.

So going over to the dryer and I have a load of bedding that was dry and still in the, that was dry, but still in the dryer.

I decided I just wanted to fluff everything up and get the wrinkles out before I fold everything.

So I slam the dryer door closed and

start the dryer. Oh no. Nothing's going to go wrong here. Oh no. Now, thankfully, I have two

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