Welcome back to 2 Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay and I'm Courtney from LA and we are coming to you guys early this week because we just couldn't contain ourselves.

There's no other show so on the Tuesday.

I'll talk about nothing is going on. We bid a due to paradise this week. We have O.C. We've got Dallas but not too much else.

I know I will I watch below deck and I'm Jeff Lewis so I watch those two well I haven't watched Jeff in a while although I think it's I feel like he's like getting really like adorable now because he has a kid so he's a little bit like his babies like the devil.

I haven't watched like I watched the last episode I watched was what they gave when the surrogate gave birth. Oh no no no no she like my mom's bloody murder but does she think he like deserves that time. Yeah he deserves that for how mean he's been to venena.

Did she get did she stay or does she gone no she she gone she's gone. Okay. Okay. Yeah but like gauges are literally about to lose his mind and we don't very handsome couple.

Okay. What's the deal with Jeff slips like clearly he's put in fillers but do you think so or do you think that there I think they might be a male.

100% the top lip if you look to both of his sides like there yeah they're like swollen and I feel like it's like a botched job like he might need to go see Dr. Nassau for Terry to grow.

Like he's going to be on botched no he says he always had big full lips. No I've been watching the show there those are not real. Oh I'm googling it right now. Oh but he had some help too. Yeah well for sure whatever he's good looking it's just like you know what the reason why I like him too. I'm a doll. Yeah she was like yes what's going to you see game.

Like I feel like she brings up the or he brings up the fun side of Shannon. I agree I think I would like have so much fun with him. I mean you could be there nanny. Oh my god. Could you imagine oh my god. I would I kind of love that I think that's a way to get you down to LA.

It would be great. Oh my god. Could you could you just like apply. Oh I feel like people would like love to have a nanny that was like I have like a teaching credential. Yeah and you could get a CPL off of that. Are you CPR certified?

Hell yeah every year. How to get re certified. They have the fire department coming. I'm always like everyone put on your red lipstick there so it might be someone hot.

And that's our signal at school and there's a fire drill go red lips today red lips today. That means we're going to have a fire drill. Oh see that's what you say to the teachers. Yeah. Okay. Just sing Hey someone hot my show up. Okay but do does a hot firefighter ever come.

There's a couple good ones are always like the same because it's a small little place but um so you're like that sees with all of them getting a glass of my skirt.

Get a glass of rosé after class. I take off my glasses put on my red lipstick and pull out my skirt. Do like a little teacher bun with chopsticks. You put a naughty boy.

Okay. Okay. You've got too far too far. My bad. My bad. We decided you already watch below decks like this week below deck. No I watch I guess I guess I guess I don't win this. No today's Tuesday. Oh my god I didn't think I'm going to be today is Wednesday. It was I was thinking today was Wednesday for like the longest time. That's unfortunate for you. Wow. That is a pretty big bummer. Yeah you have three days so you can the weekend. Yeah we'll make porn.

Yeah we'll make porn choices. Yeah and we know I probably will. Wait how was the bachelor already. Oh so I was in Denver this past weekend and it was good so I flew out Thursday night which was I'm a huge Patriots fan as many of you may know and they were playing Thursday night and unfortunately they lost right as I landed so that was a really great start to the weekend.

But so here so I was like I'm a little early to the airport my flights a little delayed that I'm going to go to the bar I'm going to watch the game I'm going to hang out with some dudes. So I like sit I get like sat right across from this like really good looking guy and I'm like.

And I'm like red lips red lips no.

And so I'm like sitting across and so I start like we just like I start chatting and he's actually going to park city so I'm like dropping all these places of where to go because you know my dad lives out there like oh you got to hit this up he's like oh my god thank you so much I was so nice like I'm going to text my friends that I went to Boulder like I'm going to text my friends from Denver we'll get you some like hot spots I'm like wow that's so nice.

And so I'm like I am like in this is going to wait wait wait I just like okay yeah some of my girlfriends coming back from the Bound her now are literally goes yeah so my girlfriend's going to Scottsdale next week and one I'm like.

I'm like.

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