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Guaranteed Human. I tried to prank my girlfriend, but now I'm wanted for murder by plants, rights activists. You know that whole thing. It's just a prank, bro. I heard that actually is legal defense in the case of murders. Stop. No, it's not. Oh, my God. You got me. Dude, I literally thought it was like, yeah, there's this case. And like they said like it's it's a prank.

Yeah. No, it's not. Oh, my God. You got me. Dude, I literally thought it was like, yeah, there's this case. And like, they said, like, it's a prank, bro. And then they just got off the hook. And they just, wow, man. It's like, it's like a pleading insanity or something, pleading a prank. Pleading the prank. If the judge finds it's funny enough, then they're off the hood.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

So I posted this image of a well-established cactus on a Facebook group dedicated to houseplants.

Well-established.

Is it just like a cactus that looks like a ding-dong?

It's, oh, I didn't even gather that.

Let's see.

Oh,

oh my goodness.

That guy is.

That is a well-established.

That is,

for sure.

You know,

putting some thorns in your throat if you catch my drift.

Um,

uh,

graphic.

So what? Graphic. So what?

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