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Oh my frickin' boy. Oh my god.

I should have caught a girl earlier than I was like, are there gonna be people with me everywhere?

I feel like we're at the opera.

I was like, I didn't shape my pits. You see, you got a good view.

It's a hairy pit, right there. It's grass.

Brad Pitt. Don't have to say it to smell it.

Shut up. No, I'm kidding.

She smells great. Okay, she raised it my way.

Other ones open now too. Well, I did.

We have not even started yet, and I can already tell this is gonna be like my favorite show of all time.

Y'all are cute. And this venue is stunning.

Yeah, be kind to the plumbing because this building was built in 1893.

These two learn that real quick when they get here.

Anything besides toilet paper, not even flushable items.

Try not to shit too big either.

Yeah, can you all just relax?

Yeah, but that's bringing flashbacks when I actually clogged the toilet at city winery in Asheville.

Oh my god, I had it on video.

Patreon content. You do have a video of Kenyan plunging it.

I just don't get it. It won't go.

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