EP324: "YELLOW GATORADE" in my MOUTH?! - r/tifu Reddit Story

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🗓️ 9 July 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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r/tifu - TIFU by sleeping with a ‘normal’ tinder guy

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.3	Tinder date shoots something in my mouth that I wasn't ready for.
0:09.1	I mean, the questions.
0:11.0	The questions.
0:12.3	I mean, like, I can think of a couple of things that might be, you know.
0:15.7	I can think of one specific thing that might be.
0:18.3	A grape.
0:19.4	A grape.
0:20.0	You know, when you put a grape in your list and you go,
0:21.5	now why did this post blow up?
0:24.1	Well, I don't have a sausage.
0:26.6	No dangling, no dong.
0:29.0	Not here.
0:30.0	Ah, it's a girl.
0:32.0	Why did this post blow up?
0:33.9	Well, I don't have a sausage.
0:36.6	No eggplants. No ding dong. So number one, hindsight is 2020.
0:42.2	There's no honorary this happened a few weeks ago. I'm sitting in a cafe parking lot trying to figure out what the F just happened last night.
0:51.3	Some background information. I downloaded Tinder to give men another go.
0:56.6	Hey, give us another go.
0:57.9	I swear, we're not all bad.
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