EP322: Found MY GIRL getting some "PIES w/ cream" *WINK WINK* - r/relationship_advice Reddit Story
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🗓️ 8 July 2022
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r/relationship_advice - Just found out my(m28) fiancé’s(f27) body count is in, or near, the triple digits.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.2 | I thought my girlfriend was a nice Christian girl, but then I saw her on the hub getting |
| 0:08.7 | cream pies. |
| 0:10.2 | Ding, ding, ding, the oven is done, motherfucker. |
| 0:13.9 | Okay. |
| 0:14.3 | O.P. |
| 0:15.4 | To start, I'm very conservative. |
| 0:17.7 | I always have been. |
| 0:18.9 | Always will be. |
| 0:20.0 | Somehow, I think doing it should be something |
| 0:22.1 | that's done between people who love each other. And I would never be intimate with a woman I don't |
| 0:27.1 | care about. Uh-huh. All right, Mr. O.P. I met my girlfriend at church. We were both Catholic, |
| 0:32.9 | and I don't want to go into all the details of our lives, but she always presented herself as someone |
| 0:37.0 | who agreed with my worldview. That conservative Catholic worldview. I asked about her past. |
| 0:45.0 | She said she only dated two people in college and one after before she met me. So it's like three |
| 0:51.0 | people total. Three people. Okay, cool. Not every relationship has to work out. |
| 0:54.8 | And I'm no virgin, so I can certainly forgive. |
| 0:57.9 | He's not a virgin? He's not a virgin. What are you doing here, buddy? What are you talking about? Are your morals and all this stuff? Yeah, I thought you were so conservative, Mr. Conservative, man. after three years, I think maybe this girl is the girl I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. |
| 1:12.1 | Oh. |
| 1:12.9 | So they've been dating for three years. |
| 1:14.1 | That's a decent amount of time. Then last week, she has a reunion with some college friends. I asked to come along and she was a tad hesitant. But eventually, she agrees. I never knew so many people in her life from before I met her. So I thought it would be cool to get some insight. |
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