EP32: Rob Auton

Perfect Day with Jessica Knappett

Keep It Light Media / Jessica Knappett

Comedy

4.7 • 533 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Artist, comedian and “crab cake kid” Rob Auton joins Jess this week to hash out the finer details of his perfect day. Logistically, it’s a big one - but we think we can make it happen. It’s a trip down memory lane to start - with Glastonbury 2003 and Jamie’s Italian making an appearance followed by a, albeit brief, trip to the afterlife and some home renovation for productivity. Like and subscribe for brand-new episodes every Thursday. Follow us on Instagram @perfectdaycast. And, why not get in touch? Email us at everydayaperfectday@gmail.com A Keep It Light Media Production Sales and general enquiries: HELLO@KEEPITLIGHTMEDIA.COM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right then.
0:13.4	It was just a guy having a full on piss against the backs of my legs.
0:19.1	Hello, perfect dears. I'm Jessica Knappett and you are wearing a shirt and a jiele and for that you must be punished.
0:31.2	Welcome to Perfect Day.
0:33.2	Today's guest is a true artist and an artist.
0:55.8	But you know what I mean? One of those artists is a comedian and he's the crab cake kid. It's Rob Orton and we go into meticulous detail to really hash out his perfect day. And look, I've crunched the numbers and to complete his perfect day, we have to allow around 72 hours. Thank God for the time and space continuum, which doesn't exist in this perfect world.
1:02.4	But anyway, you're going to enjoy this one. We cover all the bases. We start with some home renovation.
1:09.5	We go to Christmas. We go to Greece. We take a little trip to the afterlife. We start with some home renovation. We go to Christmas. We go to Greece. We take a little
1:12.8	trip to the afterlife. And you've got a lot to look forward to here in this perfect bonus episode.
1:22.0	So let's get started, guys. This is Rob Orton's perfect day.
1:28.2	But the thing is, I die for long enough to see what happens when you die.
1:44.8	All right, then.
1:48.6	Rob, it's so nice to meet you.
1:49.7	We've never met.
1:51.5	I've heard lots about you.
1:53.6	We've got mutual friends.
1:54.8	I don't know if you know this.
1:55.7	Oh, yeah.
1:55.9	Who?
1:57.2	Amy Gladhill?
1:58.2	Yes.
2:04.9	And obviously I've heard all about you, but we've never met in person.
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