Ep308 - Almost Adulting with Violet Benson

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Society & Culture, Comedy

3 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2022

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Ready to learn about how to be an influencer and hit the G spot through the anus? Well, to be fair, I'm not sure that there's a way to be "ready" for these things so strap in. Trucker Andy joins the show to analyze this podcaster who has exactly two things going for her. We get jacked up for a minute. Then, it what will go down as one of the greatest things to ever happen on WATP, Purple calls in with exclusive audio of Stuttering John's latest stand up show in front of a dozen people in Florida. Purple is the king of the Dabblers! After a false ending, we watch a potato slap back at us, listen to some new parody songs, and talk to Vic about her upcoming stand up show with Vinnie and Shuli in Nashville! We're live in Nashville on May 14th, get tickets: https://bit.ly/watp-nashville Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.9	There's gift I've ever received has to be a bike when I was younger, a pedal bike. It
0:36.8	was a sort of slick little road bike and I remember it was all like, it was so, it was
0:41.6	all wrapped up, it was so obvious what it was obviously because nothing shaped like a bike
0:45.0	and I had a little ribbon on it and I was so, I guess, for like that was a life changer
0:48.5	and I'm still sort of big on cycling around my area now, so for like that one change
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1:14.3	Slap Aruni. It's show time.
1:26.3	W-A-T-P-W-A-K-P. Hello, Robert Nixon, cousin Ruiz. Welcome to another episode. Who are
1:34.7	these podcasts? The only show that thinks Rudy Giuliani to just leave the mascot. Everyone
1:39.2	liked him for the first time since 9-11. Just leave it out. I'm your host, Cara. With
1:42.5	me this week, a guy who was super jealous, I got to hang out in a blockbuster video store
1:46.4	last week. It's Trucker Andy. Hey, let's talk shit. Please go to who are these.com. We
1:50.9	got our email address and voice mail number linked to our subreddit, linked to the discord
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