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Guaranteed Human. My brother tried to test if his girlfriend was a gold digger. She broke up with him and I'm on her side. Yeah, that's right. Let's dig for gold together. Yeah, dig for gold. But don't test if I'm digging for gold because then I'll break up with you. No tests. No scantrons. No, of that. My brother is a very hardworking man and at 27 he is now very wealthy and doing very well for himself. Oh yeah.

Probably invested in some crypto back in 2009. For real. Probably getting that 60% on Kukoin.

60% interest, baby. Making that bank. He's been with this girl for six months

and throughout the time we've gotten close because we both like hair, makeup and shopping. Mm-hmm. Ooh, bonding girl. Okay. I never knew anything was wrong with the relationship except when she texted me last week saying she would love to hang out, but thinks it'll be inappropriate because her and my brother broke up.

It's over, brother.

It's done it's done and when i say it's over brother i don't mean that

op he was dating her brother this ain't alabama this is reddit so it's close i asked her why and she said

she was sick and tired of auditioning to prove she was with him for the right

reasons. Yeah, that's right. Auditioning. What do you, what do you, what is auditioning,

you may ask? You know, I don't need your freaking money. Yeah. Okay. Take it. Take it back.

She went on to say my brother is paranoid. She's after his money. So he would test her like leaving

out his bank statements on

their bed and getting upset when she picked it up. I love these little traps. Like,

don't look at the bank statements. I mean, it's a piece of paper. Like, she doesn't know. She's just

like, oh, what is this? Why is this random document on our bed? Yeah. That's a fair question.

And then the second test would be going out to eat at high-end restaurants. He requested then leaving his wallet home on purpose to make her pay for the bill and prove she's not going out with him for his money. That's just stupid. That's so mean. It's like, hey, a wife, girlfriend, I'm going to take you up for a nice dinner. Oops. Lost my wallet. You got to pay. Also, like, what does that prove? It's like, proves he's an asshole. Yeah, like, it's like what she has like $300 to her name. Like, I don't understand. Brother, you're going around it. All wrong. Brother. Three, never buying her gifts and questioning her when she asked why he doesn't. That's a complete cop out. It sounds like he's just a shitty boyfriend. Yeah, yeah. I imagine like she's giving him gifts and he's like, nope, I want to make sure you're not a gold digger. Not only is man not paying for any of the dinners, but he's not giving her any gifts at all. Maybe he's like secretly broke and he's just like, he's like leaving these bank statements

that are like, he's like very badly Photoshop.

And it's like one million dollars in like comic sands.

I was shocked.

So I had to hear my brother's perspective.

We spoke and he told me everything she said was true.

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