I'm trying to do a radio program. I'm trying to do the Russell Brown show. Yeah.

Radio X. This doesn't sound like a thing that's true.

Russell Brand. Radio X. Hello, you're listening to Russell Brand on Radio X. This is the podcast. Now, you're going to get some real treats, yeah, some real extra bits.

You know, look at your whittle wet.

Because you might want to know, Matt, are you actually going to have this for sex to me, or would you allow it to be open to an audience vote? Yeah, come on. I'll open it to an audience vote, but basically the decision has been, my wife wants me to have it. Her friend told me to have it. Hold on a minute. your wife's friend doesn't have input into the snippety giblets.

Well, she wasn't like whipping me with a cane and go off to the hospital, but she was saying you should have it. Because her husband's had it down as he? No, he hasn't. Well, then why don't you cut his old winkle? They don't cut your willy off. Ah, cannot! You're being naive! You've got a little action man's bald nubbing left. That'd be nice, wouldn't it? A little man. Just knocking that. There's going to be like a on... Matt, with your fans, there's going to be like an online petition to, like, save Matt. Save Matt from the snip. Oh, stop eating when we're talking about my genitals Sorry

I wasn't eating

I was just enjoying what was left

Of the best of Matt Morgan's pipe

Oh

Hashtag save Matt from the snip

Yeah

Save Matt Snipplet

That's leading isn't it

If it's like

Save Matt's wife from nearly dying and job.

Further labour.

Don't do that either. She definitely shouldn't. I want Katie to be alive and well and healthy. If we want a child, I'd be happy to adopt one. Because there's loads out there without a family. You're going to get a different colour or going for a standard white? I don't think you're allowed to go for a different colour. Oh, come on!

How's the world ever going to get a bad place?

You have to adopt children of your own sort of...

It should get...

Unless you do a Madonna and go to... Go around, get a whole selection. If I'm adopting, I'm getting a different colour for absolute certain. Otherwise... Good luck. Really?

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