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uh, uh, Welcome, one and all, to this month's episode of Gossip at the Corps Cart.

Yes, it's my favorite thing now.

It's kind of our little spin-off, little mini-sewed thing that we do and we cover those weird crimes that you've probably been seen in your news feed that

we purposely don't cover in wine and crime.

It's very up to date.

We're very hip and cool. Yeah. You're welcome. Yeah. So who are we? I'm Lucy. I'm Kenyan. I'm Amanda. It's weird. Who am I? What year is it? Who are you? It's me, Becky. Oh my God, y'all. I have been sitting here next to Canyon.

Cackling.

Snorting laughing, like full-on,

laughs.

Over the four little headlines I get to go over today.

Some were sent to me, some I discovered on my own, and please, please, please please I just want to remind everyone that going

forward I am going to be doing like brief funny headlines from the last month.

And if you stumble upon some,

like especially if it's some weird like local paper

insanity, please email it to me

at wideningcrime podcast at gmail.com put my name and

gack in the like subject line it'll go right to my folder so that I can

experience some more of these amazing little clips because

local news bonkers headlines are like the funniest fucking thing ever and I'm living for it.

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