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I make way more money than you so I can park wherever I want to. Okay, I will destroy your car. I'm so sorry. I forgot you were rich. Let me get out of here like the human garbage I am. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. My bad. Yeah, no way, no way. You're going to see some repercussions, Richie Rich man. All right. Cast, me, female, 511. Bob, friend's store manager. Chief, my boss, entitled jerk, who lost his car. Okay, background. I worked as a firefighter as an investigator for an independent department. For intramation, an investigator was the rank of lieutenant and was based out of the large state,

blah, blah, blah, we don't need any of that. Every day, the food duties changed from firefighter to firefighter. It was my chief's turn to cook when this happened. My friend Bob worked as a GM at a small

grocery store. There was a long, empty space in front of it marked with the following sign,

emergency vehicles only, Like fire trucks.

Enter entitled jerk.

He had a nice looking BMW and always parked in the above spot every week.

In the spot labeled for emergency vehicles only.

That's the worst kind of person.

Wow.

When he was told that he couldn't park there,

he said, I can park wherever I effin' want. I make more in a day

than you make and a whole week. Whoa, wow. We got a badass over here. Big man, small dick.

I get it. My friend calls me complaining about entitled jerk and I agree to go and watch a spot.

I get into our utility truck, which had the department decals on the door and a single red light on the dash. You know, for like the sirens like, wee, weo, weo. I park in the emergency vehicles only spot. As I'm walking in, I hear, you can't park there. It's my special spot. I, so I turn and look at entitled jerk and say, excuse me. I am on official duties and can park

there. I point into the decal on the door and title jerk looks and says, uh, you can't be a firefighter.

You're a girl. Move your truck and leave, C word. Prican calls are what? Dude, that God, like literally his audacity just like jumps like in an Empire State

building with every word he utters.

Yeah, I believe he's going to regret it quite soon.

Yeah.

Now, I'm proud of my job.

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