EP292: Sperm Donors, Polygraph Examiners, & Celebrity Impressionists
I Don't Get It
Ashley Iaconetti, Naz Perez, Lauren Iaconetti - Wave Podcast Network
4.3 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2022
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
This newest installment of the I Don't Get It Occupation Series covers a lot of fascinating ground. We start with Lauren who works at a fertility clinic evaluating egg and sperm donors. She shares what people are looking for in a donor, how much money you can make if you donate your eggs (It's a lot!), and what it's like to be a professional judger in what Ashley calls "The Bachelor auditions of sperm and egg donations." We also talk with Kelly, a polygraph examiner who administers polygraphs to prisoners. It's an intense job, but Kelly is hilarious and breaks down why it doesn't matter how sweaty you are if you ever find yourself hooked up to a polygraph machine. Lasty, we talk with the incredibly talented and ridiculously funny, Mary Elizabeth Kelly (https://linktr.ee/mare_kell), the self-proclaimed Mouth Acting Girl whose celebrity impressions are some of the best and funniest we've ever seen. She shares the ways that gaining notoriety on TikTok has helped her acting career. And of course she does some of our favorite impressions, everyone from Meryl Streep to Mandy Moore. We also get Lauren to break out her Christopher Walken and Elizabeth Holmes. Could she be the next Mary Elizabeth Kelly? You'll have to listen to find out!
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If you missed our past episode, "Sperm Donors and the People Who Utilize Them" this would be a great week to give that one a listen. https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/sperm-donors-the-people-who-utilize-them/id1188898432?i=1000502298828
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| 0:00.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:03.2 | Hi, Cass. |
| 0:05.0 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:06.3 | Welcome to the I don't get it podcast. |
| 0:09.0 | We are going to be talking to people with interesting careers, unique jobs. |
| 0:14.5 | I don't want to call them weird. |
| 0:16.6 | They absolutely are not, but you know, we do an occupational series and we have a couple |
| 0:23.2 | people that have very interesting occupations. |
| 0:27.6 | So we're going to talk to you a selection of them and we're going to start out with |
| 0:34.3 | this one. |
| 0:35.6 | Are you guys ready? |
| 0:36.6 | We're ready. |
| 0:37.6 | We're ready to listen. |
| 0:38.6 | I am ready to find out the unique things that people do for work. |
| 0:46.0 | This one is a very on brand for a lot of the past podcasts we've done. |
| 0:51.4 | This woman, she works basically like out of sperm bank. |
| 0:55.7 | Not just a sperm bank, but she also does egg donations. |
| 1:00.1 | So it's egg and sperm donations and she decides who is qualified for that job. |
| 1:08.1 | So it's pretty interesting. |
| 1:09.2 | She's basically like a filtration center for for. |
| 1:13.3 | Let's see. |
| 1:15.3 | What's the word gametes? |
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