All right then.

It's like you've wanked a restaurant into being.

Hello, I'm Jessica Knappitt and you are 100% human deoxo-ribonucleic acid.

Today's perfect day guest is the fabulous and hilarious Alexandra Haddo, a comedian who by night is also sometimes a DJ or as we've come to coin the term a selector.

I don't know if we coined it, but as we know, lovers of pub dance floors are always and will

always be welcome on this podcast. And among our love for dance floors, we also talk

about Alex's Perfect Day. Today's episode is on the books for one of the most relatable, from

room service to great restaurants to poor mescal and hating people who don't use headphones on trains.

This perfect day is such a slice of life and I loved it.

So sit back and enjoy.

This is Alexandra Haddo's perfect day.

You need to get a test done immediately.

That is Paul Meskilled Child.

All right then.

Hello, Alex.

Thank you so much for having me. All right then. Hello, Alex. Welcome to Perfect Day.

Thank you so much for having me.

Well, obviously, I, and listeners may be aware, if they follow me on Instagram of Alex's previous meticulous work on Perfect Day.

After the Dolly Alderton episode, Alex compiled for the benefit of listeners, a meticulous list, almost a spreadsheet, I would say, of pubs with dance floors. I feel like it's my most important

work to date in anything I've done sort of in any career I've had. I think this is my sort of,

if I was to die today, this would be my legacy and I'd be proud of that. It's quite a legacy and it

was a service and we thank you for your service.

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