Ep254 Renaissance Festival Crimes

Wine & Crime

Wine & Crime Podcast

True Crime, Podcast, Minnesota, Wine, Truecrime, Feminism, Comedy

4.7 • 15.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2022

⏱️ 104 minutes

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This week, the gals bust out their best bustiers to talk about a favorite festival pastime. Topics include the historical accuracy of turkey legs, a kinky campground, and a very unfortunate genetic trait. Fill your goblet with High Noon, pack some extra wet wipes, and tune in for Renaissance Festival Crimes.

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0:45.0	You are listening to Wine and Crime, the podcast for three friends, Chug Wine, Chet True Crime,
1:00.0	and unleash their worst minnest sort in accents. Oh yeah. Oh, jinx, maybe some Elizabethan
1:10.7	accents today. Oh, she's speaking of jinx, Ristian, Pieces, Rabbert, Durst. Oh yeah.
1:18.4	Babi D. Babi D. Oh, Babi D. Lost a real one. Killed them all, of course. Killed them all, of course.
1:28.9	Bye. It's my favorite thing. The most shocking part of that was the fact that he was just 78.
1:36.7	I thought he was easily in his mid-90s. 200. Yeah. He's. If you've ever watched what we do in the
1:47.6	shadows. Yes. He's like the the the the noster of your roommate. Yes. Old vampire who's like
1:55.9	living in the base. Oh, what a head. That man was old. Obsessed. Anyway, who are we? Oh,
2:05.9	fuck it. I'm Kenyan. I'm Lucy. I'm exhausted. I don't know. What's happening? I've left my
2:14.0	house in like legit 10 days. Maybe more. I've lost count. I went for a walk today and the fresh air
2:21.6	was jarring. It felt unnatural. Too much. I did say good morning to my male carrier the other day
2:32.8	and it was 3 p.m. I've been there. I found out later and I was in there. The sun is like setting
2:42.1	at 3 p.m. You get to. But that can make it really seem like it's morning. I got it. Whatever.
2:49.9	It's all a blur. I don't fucking know. We've had our gods on this week because there's a COVID
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