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You are listening to Wine and Crime, the podcast where three friends, Chug Wine, Chat True

Crime and unleash their worst minnesota accents. You're darn cool. Oh yeah. Also, if I fall

off my chair on this video episode, it's because it's a giant piece of shit. And I've ordered

a new one, but it hasn't arrived yet. And bolts, just nuts and bolts are just like falling

off of my chair. Why do you have this chair? It's old. I brought it from South Africa. It's

a piece of shit. It was very cheap and it's falling to pieces. I love it. I love it.

So it was very cheap. It's a piece of shit. And yet you paid to have it shipped from South

Africa. No, I paid for it. We paid for one giant container. A lot of shit fit in it.

I think you should not swap the chair until the current chair explodes beneath you. And

we should start taking bets on when it's going to happen.

No, literally as I was setting up, I leaned too far to the right and it just started to

fall off. And then a bolt popped off and then I scrambled and got it and screwed it back

in underneath. This is my lucky bowl. The gesture said if the flat side hadn't have hit

me, it would have gone right through my head. Right through my skull. Okay. Who are you?

I'm a hot mess. I'm a hot mess. My chair is falling apart. I'm a champion. I'm also a hot

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