Y'all, I'm Donna, and I'm Carrie, and we are a pair of normal chicks.

Episode 196!

Y'all, as much as Carrie loves Christmas, her dog don't.

Jax is the Grinch.

His dog. He's getting his balls cut tomorrow.

Not by me, obviously, a professional.

That was weird.

Yeah, he likes to mark my Christmas tree.

Which I can kind of understand, like, you should pee on a tree outside.

Now there's one inside, but like, you don't fucking, you're not supposed to pee inside.

So what the fuck are you doing?

And then, um, sometimes we literally had to take the tree skirt away.

And then he would take the ornaments off the other two trees.

Yes, I have three Christmas trees don't come at me.

And they're all from fucking salvage, so I'm not like bougie.

Because somebody said that it was like, okay, bougie.

I'm like, they all came from our salvage place.

I got them very cheap.

Not one of them came from Michael's, but it was cheap.

True. I got it.

Okay.

Like 70% off.

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