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My key stealing crazy mother-in-law passed away. Whoa. And it's kind of my fault. True crime. What? Okay. Opie, you've hooked us with this update. You got it. Okay, Opie. Better live up to it, buddy. Okay, Opie. All right, let's see. Let's see what you got. I have decided I will no longer be referring to my soon-to-be ex-wife as wifie.

Whoa. Big news. Big news. That's the news that we all wanted to hear. Even that feels wrong now. We're going to change it again. So I'll be saying soon-to-be-ex wife. There we go. Instead. No, you know what? That's good.

This is huge.

All right.

Now getting into the juice. We just call her wifey. I can't, we can't just be saying that. I'm going to say it. He's going to be making us say more words than we have to. He loves it. Sometimes is hard, but we have to open this up.

Yeah, open up our hearts.

Yep.

Take that quote bar and be ready for it.

And open up your heart.

That's right. Yep. Life moves. We move with it. And if you don't stop every once in a while, you just might miss it. Amen, brother. So a few months ago, I anonymously reported my mother-in-law as a serious hoarder.

Someone here commented Irish report my mother-in-law as a serious hoarder. Someone here commented,

I would report my mother-in-law's hoarding to the fire marshal. And at the time, I decided to do it because I was angry and wanting to get back at her for stealing my collection from her. Oh, wait,

I totally, I see the ICU. I see the ICU. I was angry and wanted to get back at her for stealing my

collection from me and making my life a living hell. Mother-in-law had been building a horde

in her house since my wife was a teenager and the house was filled nearly to the brim with rotten garbage,

and was rodent infested. I've actually seen rats there. I made a call to the city from a number

I googled. At first, I thought nothing came of it as weeks went by. But I guess someone looked into it,

because mother-in-law's house was given an inspection. The house was found to be an even worse shape than I thought. It was not only a serious fire hazard to itself and

everything around it, road infested, but there were also exposed electrical wires, a roof leak

that's gone and fixed for years that has caused bad rot damage and black mold.

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