This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

My mother-in-law stole something priceless.

I'm getting her arrested.

Do it.

Put her behind bars.

Yeah.

Part one.

So context, we have read the first tiny snippet of this long saga months ago.

Opie has gone ahead and edited slash made things clear since we last read.

This first part is relevant and it will be needed to get all the details together.

So, my mother-in-law stole my collection of vintage skeleton keys to sell at a pawn shop and buy herself a new phone.

My best friend recommended Reddit to begin with and has suggested this subreddit and even said that I should

have posted here first. I'm dividing this into two halves to make it easier to read. By the way,

this comes from my keys were stolen from R slash entitled people. So, uh, my mother-in-law is insanely

entitled. Sounds like it. And my wife's enabling of her has made our marriage very hard at times.

Mother-in-law has come to us for money a lot because she keeps spending herself into a

hole since she's a hoarder and shopaholic. The winning combination. Her house is full of

garbage, junk, and unopened stuff that she never uses. The house is rodent infested too.

Oh, that's how you know it's bad. Yeah. You got rad at Tui living with you. So, she has one,

one semi-clean room in the whole building, and it's the master bedroom. She mocked it up like a little

apartment studio with a futon

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