EP1871: Part 1 | My neighbor called the police on me…because I wouldn’t marry his son! | Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 30 November 2024
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.0 | My neighbor called the police on me because I wouldn't marry his son. |
| 0:08.6 | Just marry him. |
| 0:09.7 | Just marry him. |
| 0:10.6 | And arranged marriage enforced by the police. |
| 0:12.5 | So I, Zenia, female 35, inherited my pops, my grandfather's house. |
| 0:18.7 | Well, technically, me and my mom did. |
| 0:20.7 | Mom is a college professor and remarried to a technical writer slash engineer who makes a ridiculous amount of money and has a big old mansion of a house to me. Ooh. That is. In a well-off part of town. So, she said, Pops' house is mine. I was grateful and am still. This was about a year ago. |
| 0:38.1 | I feel like something's about to change. |
| 0:39.7 | By the way, this comes from Love thy neighbor. |
| 0:42.0 | Love thy effing neighbor on the R-Best of Reddit update subbeddit. |
| 0:47.0 | So I need to sort of set the stage here. |
| 0:49.3 | Pop was a popular man, thus Poppin. |
| 0:52.2 | Poppin. |
| 0:52.8 | He helped everyone. |
| 0:53.7 | The kids all called him uncle or pops, |
| 0:56.5 | and his peers called him the Sultan of Second Street. That's so sick. I would love that name. |
| 1:02.5 | That's so sick. The Prince of Pearl Street, the Sultan of Sangria. They never knew why they went |
| 1:10.4 | with the Sultan other than alliteration since he was |
| 1:13.7 | black. Okay. He donated and loaned and gave money to whomever needed it. He was a Vietnam |
| 1:20.9 | war vet and despite the stigma of it at the time and that of being a black man. He made something of himself as a boxer and boxing instructor. |
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