EP180: Deck Slap & Releasha

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 730 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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The Huns have had a wine cos it's 19 degrees outside so why not! Big Suze has been deck slapped and Hannah went wild swimming again. We also hear a voice note from a caller about her nans reaction to find her saucy toys... We also hear from Keith (Keth) in Amérika who has been cursed by the pods Cursed Woman... Eeek sorry Hun, pls keep us updated. Anyone else seen her? We're doing a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL which is all your listener tales. Let's get into it! Story 1 - Hannah kicks us off with a story from Jess - The Goodbye I Never Said... Don't mess with a Ouija guys. Story 2 - Big S reads out The Door Ghost sent in by Gemma. VIDEO EVIDENCE. Totally creepy. Ghosts clearly exist. Story 3 - I think something followed me home... Think abandoned school vibes. Narrated by Hannah. Poss sent in by ... A ghost? Story 4 - Suzie takes us to Leeds, to see the pale lady with the dark eyes ... Becky Hun, never double mirror. Finally we close out with some dream divination. Stunning. See you next week Huns in The Wild. We love ya xoxoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ HALLOWEEN 2026 TIX HERE: https://podlifeevents.com/event-details/ghost-huns---live-from-cheerful-earful-11-oct-2026-tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on Ghost Hans.
0:04.0	The latest dream I had was a dark figure.
0:06.8	Taller than my bedroom door, skin stretched tight over their bones.
0:11.2	Hair that looked like it had been dipped in motor oil.
0:13.8	I sleep with my door open.
0:16.1	So she was just slightly peeking from behind it
0:20.2	with an arm coming round the door
0:22.0	with fingers that were too long and too skinny.
0:25.9	Get into this boat, it's a rib ride.
0:28.5	You love a rib ride.
0:29.3	And I got deck slap.
0:32.6	You know, you're saying dick slapped wrong.
0:36.4	And then Neil was there.
0:38.5	Dick slapped me.
0:43.2	I still don't know if I was dreaming or if I was awake enough to hear it.
0:50.9	For all I know, it started the night I woke to five women in white floating silently on the staircase outside my bedroom door.
0:53.3	It's the spice girls. Never. It's the Spice Girls.
0:57.0	Never. It's not as if I'm the fucking cool one.
0:59.0	Well, I'm fucking not.
1:02.0	Neither of us are cool.
1:04.0	We do a ghost podcast.
1:07.0	The planchette slid across the board.
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