EP177: Jelly Ass

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 730 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week the huns are discussing melatonin gummies - will it result in Suzie's corpse being sent back to Paddington? Do they work? Are they safe? We learn this week it doesn't matter about the shape of your ass, despite what your bikini waxer says. The tarot shows some sinister upside-down swords, and we think this means book a massage and have a nice chat with others. Shopify UK: Sign up today for your £1 a month trial with Shopify and start selling today for at shopify.co.uk To the stories... 1) Big S flies us to Denmark to hear a story about a clothing store that never was... glitch in the matrix vibes. 2) Hannah has a story called... 'The Man Who Licks'. Vile. 3) Big S has a story about doing star photography in the wilderness... 4) Build Your Own Spooky Adventure - we create a scary story sentence by sentence... welcome to the world of Leroy and Tim. Our C.O.W. (Creep of the Week) listener tale this week is called 'The Girl Across the Road' sent in by Anthony and read by Big S... it's a SERIOUSLY strange story... what do we make of it? One of OUR FAVES! ty hun. Finally, Hannah does a wet palm ceremony. Big Hand, Big Ass. ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA have a stun week xoxoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ HALLOWEEN 2026 TIX HERE: https://podlifeevents.com/event-details/ghost-huns---live-from-cheerful-earful-11-oct-2026-tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on Ghost Huns.
0:02.0	That's what I repeat while I scrubbed my face raw in the bathroom mirror,
0:07.0	trying not to look too closely at the redness around my cheeks,
0:10.0	or the faint, almost deliberate streaks that run from my chin to my forehead.
0:15.0	So Timmy decided he'd go down to the stream.
0:22.6	He also had to remember that his friend had died and that he'd seen his ghost.
0:26.7	So he did have that to contend with too.
0:31.0	A very evocative story.
0:32.6	Yeah, very good.
0:33.3	Evocative.
0:34.1	We use big words on this podcast, actually.
0:36.6	We do.
0:37.4	We do. Big ass, big actually. We do. We do.
0:37.8	Big ass, big words.
0:38.8	Big ass.
0:41.0	Warm breath returned this time at the side of my face right next to my ear.
0:46.9	You taste better now you're scared.
0:51.0	On my issues have always been with kids is that like, thank fuck their little and a bit thick.
0:56.0	Yes.
0:57.0	Because if they were big and clever, with the level of mentality they have, we'd all be dead.
1:03.0	But that is one of my biggest fears coming true.
1:06.0	... Welcome to episode one
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