EP175: Tuna Melt & K Holes

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 730 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week we get into phone zombies on the street, 8-abreast on the train platform and Hannah's had a sexy moment on the tube. We get stuck into some food crime involving cheese and hotcrossbuns and talking of crime... There's been a murder!!! This isn't one to miss. Do we touch on our thoughts on the Manosphere? Yes. Did Big Suze buy multiple self help books to overcome her comedy fear? Yes. Now for the paranormal scares... 1) Hannah gives us part three of the Airbnb horror... What's following them on vacation? And what happened to poor Helen? 2) Big Suze takes us to Poland... "Don't Look Back". 3) Hannah tells us a grizzly tale of a man and his wife... and the six bundles. CREEP OF THE WEEK (cowcowcowcowcacow!) - this is from a gorge hun called Daisy - a genuine time slip moment... how do we explain this abandoned care home? We get Haunted - Big Suze is Thumbless. What does that mean?? Good omen... right??? WE LOVE YA HUNS SO MUCH - if you haven't got your Halloween Show ticket, act now! They're flying off the shelves!!! Enjoy the eppy xoxoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ HALLOWEEN 2026 TIX HERE: https://podlifeevents.com/event-details/ghost-huns---live-from-cheerful-earful-11-oct-2026-tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on Ghost Hons.
0:02.0	Slowly, I made my way around the corner and stared into the darkness,
0:08.0	trying to adjust my eyes.
0:10.0	And I could finally make out a phrase in the song.
0:14.0	Spatianazavshin me a jits.
0:18.0	It was a woman singing with a desperate grief in her voice.
0:21.6	But it was beautiful.
0:23.6	I took a step.
0:25.6	The music grew louder, then another, and the woman's voice grew sadder.
0:30.6	William backed up against the wall and began swinging the meekleaver wildly.
0:35.6	In the darkness he couldn't see a thing.
0:37.9	All he could hear was the horrible rustling of newspaper.
0:41.3	Then, all of a sudden, something slithered between his legs.
0:47.7	Me or my tuna melt open sandwich.
0:51.7	Don't bring your tuna melt into this.
0:58.0	I think, sandwich. Don't bring your tuna melt into this. I'm going to...
0:58.6	What a bit of my tuna melt.
1:01.5	Idiuse too.
1:02.5	He continued.
1:03.7	I can't be asked you that voice.
1:04.8	Oh no, it's good.
1:05.4	I like it.
	...

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