Gossip at the corpse cart contains graphic and explicit content that may not be suitable for some listeners.

Listener discretion is advised. All right, welcome back to this month's gossip at the corpse cart, where we, the wine and crime

gals, talk about some, uh, current events, silly headlines, great obits, and last but

least our Covent Confessions, which is my personal favorite part.

Yeah, it's my favorite thing in the in the world the best party game ever what's the worst

you've ever done yeah I'm just shocked that we get so many responses.

So many.

We have gotten an influx since quarantine began.

Let me tell you. I feel like a Catholic priest. It's the best. But in

actuality I'm Lucy. Oh right. Oh I'm Canyon. I'm Amanda. Oh, right. Well, oh, wow, great seg honey, great segue. Thank you. I fucking can't wait to get to that. So let's hear some

fucking recent headlines from Amanda because... Oh my God. There have been some

insane ones lately. Um, yeah, so I'm going to preface this by saying my segment is maybe a little bit longer than

usual because I couldn't choose. They were all so good.

Okay, we got nothing else to do, let's do it.

Right? What, five hour gag episode? Let's do it. No, it won't be that bad.

And I also am gonna kick off my gax segment

in a slightly unconventional way

because we got an email from a listener named Avery

who had a dream about us and it cracked me up so much so I'm going to

read it now I got her permission and I'm very excited I'm good that's so I'm just going to set the tone.

Quote, I am currently quarantining and my bedroom has reached a new low.

Hooray!

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