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My girlfriend 24 female, three months never cuddles with me, 27 male. Should I break up with her? That's the question. I'm a cuddler. I will break up immediately. So, all right, here it goes. Sorry for the poop title, by the way. My girlfriend, let's call it Francesca, and I have been dating for an amazing three months so far and she's absolutely amazing and

caring and loving to me.

She's only ever had one boyfriend before me and she is my first post high school girlfriend.

Wait a second.

Post high school.

Bro was 27.

Yeah.

Great catch.

Great catch.

That is.

That's a long time. That's a long stint. That's a decade. A decade. Yeah. Great catch. Great catch. That is. That's a long time. That's a long stint. That's a decade. A decade. Yeah. Yeah. That's 10 years of not having a girlfriend. What's the deal? Dude, he's a senior citizen now. Bro. And 27 years old. Dude. Also, like, imagine getting into a relationship after 10 years and not getting to cuddle. Oh. Oh, super. Super quick conspiracy theory. Uh-oh. O.P. is going through his, like, just starting and dating like, oh, girls don't want to talk to me. He's going through that phase, like now, much later in life. And he's like, oh, like, you know, you know, like, girls don't want to talk to me.

It's like the in-cell vibes of like, or like, like, you kind of get close to insolves. Oh, you're calling man an in-self or wanting to cuddle. Okay, okay. Super quick. Who are you? Here's the thing. A lot of young guys, when they get out there and first start dating, they're like, oh, these girls don't want to talk to me.

When it's really just like the nerves of like going up and like talking to a woman and all

that. And then you break through and you're like, oh, this is just a scary thing. And like obviously not every single woman's going to like you. It is what it is. He's kind of going through this thing where maybe she's like, oh, like, she won't cuddle with me.

She doesn't want to like spend time with me.

Just kind of like needy, clingy, like first puppy love kind of phase.

Right.

Dexterate. she's like, oh, like, she won't cuddle with me. She doesn't want to like spend time with me. Just kind of like needy, clinging, like first puppy love kind of phase. Right. A decade later than he, quote unquote, should be. Because he hasn't, like, he hasn't really cuddled before. He hasn't really, like, experienced a true relationship if the last relationship he was in was in high school. And it probably wasn't that deep. Let's come up for my man fast. That's my conspiracy theory. We can get back to reality.

All right.

We're getting back to reality. All right. We're getting back to reality, but good conspiracy theory. So, it's only been a few months. And my girlfriend sadly always finds reasons to not cuddle or even lay together for a long period of time when I try to. This really sucks because I've always been a huge cuddler and I guess I've tried to

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