EP1558: I [25 M] have a hard time finding girls to date because I want them to like The Legend of Zelda - r/BestofRedditorUpdates | Reddit Stories
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.6 | I, 25 male, have a hard time finding girls to date |
| 0:07.2 | because I want them to like the Legend of Zelda. |
| 0:10.9 | It's a requirement. |
| 0:12.4 | This comes from feeling worse Zelda. |
| 0:15.6 | I mean, |
| 0:17.2 | Sophia loves Legend of Zelda. |
| 0:18.8 | Hear me out. |
| 0:19.6 | Are you giving your sister to this guy? You're like, hey, she's on board. Sophia loves Legend of Zelda. She plays it. I got her breath of the wild recently. If a guy came up to you and was like, hey, I only will talk to a woman who love Legend of Zelda. Otherwise, seems like a great guy for Sophia. Would you introduce? Yeah. Yeah. Why not? I don't know. It's kind of crazy. I don't know. Girls, a girl's be like, he has to be. This is not you girls. This is not you women. The other girls. The other ones will be. He has to be over six feet cool and have a 125K a year and all all this bro just wants some girl that enjoys legend of |
| 0:57.0 | Zelda is that too hard to ask for yeah these girls want people part of the six six six |
| 1:01.9 | club you know come on six foot six inches circ six figures dang the six six six minimum oh I thought it was six foot six pack and six figures. Dang. The 666 minimum. Oh, I thought it was 6 foot, six pack, and six figures. That's the clean version. Anyways. Let's see. That's the church version. Let's see if O.P. is a member. Hi, everyone. This might seem like a deja vu to you, but that's because I made a thread about this a month ago on something very similar to this. |
| 1:29.0 | But I forgot to throw away. |
| 1:31.7 | What? |
| 1:33.4 | So he put on his personal account. |
| 1:35.6 | Got to love. |
| 1:36.1 | Oh, that's true. |
| 1:37.0 | Doxing himself. |
| 1:38.1 | But basically, I'm creating this thread because things have gotten worse. |
| 1:42.4 | Because things have gone for the worse. |
| 1:43.7 | And I really badly need advice. |
| 1:45.7 | So basically, I seem to only be attracted to girls who are obsessed with the legend of Zelda |
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