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Guaranteed Human.

Opie made a stupid joke to her husband, and he stormed off.

But there's more to it than seems at first.

This comes from biscuits and butters.

Let's see if we can spread our way to the truth.

Hey, Reddit.

I am an Instagram snooper, so this is my first time here.

I honestly never expected to post here because my husband 30 male and I 27 female have a great relationship. Do you? Why are you here? If you're on Reddit, your relationship is trash. Yeah, it's in the dumpster. I don't care what it's about. Of course, I can't say that we haven't had our occasional bumps, but it's honestly a dream come true all the way through.

Our wedding was April 2021, and we both cried like babies that day.

And since then, the sailing has been smoother than soap.

And I'm not talking about Sophia's nickname.

Soap.

Soap.

This afternoon, me and him came home after a little

lunch outing with our newly engaged friends, Kai and Marie. It went great, but was like just another

outing, nothing special, though we got some bomb pasta back home, which I'm currently shoveling

into my gob since it is too chilly for ice cream. We live in a super tiny apartment

and so he showered first while I got the leftovers into the fridge and whatnot. I went in after

him, finished my shower and put some lotion on my palm and I accidentally squeezed too much and

dab some of it away. After I rubbed it on my face, I still had some of the leftovers on my fingers, and I did

exactly what any perfectly sane person would do. On my thumb, I whipped a little smiley face

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