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Guaranteed Human.

Oh, my God.

This title seems concerning.

Opie's mother-in-law attempts to murder her with latex gloves.

Riley, I'm concerned.

I am too.

Riley, I'm concerned.

But I think it's pretty interesting.

All right. We'll keep going. But everyone know that Riley picks this up. No, Sophia helped out with begging stories. I did not. You're putting the blame on me. So Shigamama says, an introduction to my mother-in-law. So I'm married for a week now. My mother-in-law always hated me and blatantly told me that. Yikes. D-H. Dear husband. Dear husband. Why do they always do dear husband?

So strange. Husband has a spine as dull as mud. Why did you marry him? Here is a collection

of stuff she did. I'm very thin. I just can't gain weight no

matter how hard I try. Whenever I'm at mother-in-law's house, she insists on me eating something.

Husband gets some delicious chicken and rice dish, and I just get tons of carbs. She served me spaghetti

with mashed potatoes and french fries once, and she pours cheese all over it and was pissed that I

didn't eat it. The woman saw me

naked more than my own mother. She would break down the bathroom. She would break, oh my God,

she would break down the door of the bathroom because she was afraid I would faint while peeing

slash showering. She crawled into our bed the first night after our wedding. She wore silver

on my wedding. She bought me lingerie for husband and

sex toys. She calls her lover husband's name as a nickname. What should I do? I really love husband.

I really do. I've tried talking to him, but he just silently nods whenever I tell him.

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