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My mother-in-law wants to put a million-dollar life insurance policy on my husband and didn't want me to know.

Is this a, I'm putting a bounty on his head type situation?

Is this a murder mystery story?

Is this a bed of mystery?

I'm going to put on my monocle and dive into it.

This comes from mother-in-law wants life insurance, an apt username.

That's very specific.

They say, okay, this is going to sound crazy.

Believe me, I know it is.

That is why I'm asking for advice.

So my husband and I have been married a little less than a year and together for seven years.

Congrats. His mother-in-law is pretty insane. She is a hoarder, extremely needy towards her son.

So her mother actually, O.P.'s mother-in-law, a liar willing to do anything to make any situation

full of drama and about her. I really do not know where to begin with this. My husband's

mother has always been off. So we kept her in arms length in our lives for that very reason.

Like off isn't like just a little wacky. Something's not quite right. She's different. I love that

reference. Do you know that reference? No. No, it's a movie. Oh, yeah.

Do that again?

What was that?

She's different.

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