Ep149 Christmas Crimes

Wine & Crime

Wine & Crime Podcast

Comedy, True Crime

4.7 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

This week, the gals get into the holiday spirit with some truly tragic tales of merriment gone awry. Topics include a violent mall Santa, a pair of greedy Grinches, and a man who just wanted to spread some cheer (and maybe some synthetic stimulants). Pour a hefty mug of Winc's Wonderful White Blend, secure your lawn ornaments, and tune in for Christmas Crimes.

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