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My dad is pretending my wedding is not happening.

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I'm Sophia and Riley.

If your dad is trying to manifest something, what are you doing?

Proving them wrong? I guess. You do it? You do it. You're like, you just have the wedding.

And then what is he going to do? It's a battle of manifest stations. I'm like,

Manifan station. My manifest station is manifesting harder than yours. So I'm going to make it happen.

Yes. You just do it. Yeah. I feel like, I feel like if he's pretending it's not'm going to make it happen. Yeah. So you just do it. Yeah.

I feel like,

I feel like if he's pretending it's not happening, just make it happen. Also, like, what kind of a disappointment are you for your parents not to show up? Like, that's what I'm getting. That's so harsh. I know. Maybe they have a bad relationship, Riley. I know, but like, I kind of, I hate it for OP that like, this is the case.

But what did you do?

I'm also curious.

I feel like it might be on the dad.

Oh, yeah. I feel like something's fishy with the dad. Oh, of course. But Riley thinks something's fishy with OP. I think something's fishy with the dad. And only Mousie Shallon knows the answer. Whatever. All right, let's, let's figure it out. Okay. Nalcy Shalyn knows the answer. Whatever. All right. Let's figure it out. Okay. Mousy Shalin says, so my dad has always been a very show-off person. And now it's been about grades, telling everyone how great his daughters are doing, telling off my sister for having a job, he can't show off. What's a job he can't show off? Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, like, I know what it means, but like what, what is an example of a job you can't show off? Only fans.

Like, you're like, oh, my daughter does only fans. It's like the first thing. Okay. Let me do another one. What's a job you can't show off? You have a nonprofit. You have a nonprofit. Yeah. Or you run any sort of nonprofit. Yeah. You're not making profit.

I feel like he could show it off. What about you? What do you think? She is a secret agent and he

legally can't show. He legally can't show it off. Okay. When he divorced from my mom, he was a good

parent for a while and then he met Ava. Ava was way younger, has had a lot of work done and used to send him flirty messages when he was still married. That's a big old red flag. Red flag number one. Yeah. You get three strikes. Really? Yeah. How many red flags do you give people? I give people three strikes. You get three red flags depending on the red flag. Or depending on the color of your hair. What does that mean?

If you got like red hair, I'll give you five. If you got blonde hair, three. You got brunette hair? I'm giving you two. Jesus. I'm just saying. These are, I don't have the same system. But like green, wow, how many green flags does it take?

Okay, question for the end.

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