Hello everybody.

What was that?

We haven't done a book club spesh.

Oh, you didn't know how to introduce it, did you?

I was preparing myself.

Oh dear.

Would you share a bed with me?

I wouldn't fucking share a bed with you.

We have shared loads of beds.

No, I know, I'm saying, but I wouldn't do it again.

You snore?

No, you snore.

In fact, we sleep exactly the same. So you're talking absolute orbish. However, they don't sleep in bed at the same time. I know, but what about washing the sheets and stuff? It is a bit old. Well, didn't she say when she moved in, she did, she changed the sheets and stuff, didn't she? Yeah. You would expect someone.

But what do you do if it's every night?

No, you can't.

So it's... moved in she did she changed the sheets and stuff didn't she but you would expect someone but what

do you do this every night you can't possibly so it's just they did left and right hand side

yeah yeah which i get but then sometimes but you don't stay on the side oh i'll tell you something

if mark's away i'm bang in the middle are you yeah smack bag in the middle i move all the

pillars in and i'm like a starfish do See, I still sleep on my side. That's funny. Don't get me wrong. The occasional leg will just like wander. Creep over. But no, I still am fixated on my side. It's weird. Well, hopefully that Tiffy washes her feet in the shower and if the leg creeps over it'd be alright

If it was me it'd be a different story

Or like if someone's really sweaty

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