Hello everybody.

What was that?

We haven't done a book club spesh.

Oh, you didn't know how to introduce it, did you?

I was preparing myself.

Oh dear.

Would you share a bed with me?

I wouldn't fucking share a bed with you.

We have shared loads of beds.

No, I know, I'm saying, but I wouldn't do it again.

You snore?

No, you snore. In fact, we sleep exactly the same. So you're talking absolute orbish. However, they don't sleep in bed at the same time. I know, but what about washing the sheets and stuff? It is a bit old. Well, didn't she say when she moved in, she did, she changed the sheets and stuff didn't she but you would expect someone but

what do you do this every night you can't possibly so it's just they did left and right hand

side yeah yeah which i get but then sometimes but you don't stay on the side oh i'll tell you

something if marks away i'm bang in the middle are you yeah smack bag in the middle i move all

the pillars in and i'm like a starfish.

See, I still sleep on my side.

That's funny.

Don't get me wrong.

The occasional leg will just like wander.

Creep over.

But no, I still am fixated on my side.

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