This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. Today, I'm effed up by accidentally telling my husband that I'm pregnant after a night of heavy drinking. Am I the a-hole? Sam. Oh, I hope that you're at a minimum. An A-hole to the baby, probably, right? But we don't have context yet. Did she know at the time of the drinking it does it

f up your baby if it's like really tiny i almost i wonder kind of feel like it would be more because

it's the beginning i don't know or maybe there's not enough blood to like carry the carry guys we

we don't know nothing about pregnancy uh wait riley can you chat gbt while right uh while john's going

through if you drink in the early stages of pregnancy, does it affect the baby as much as if you drink in the later stages of pregnancy?

And we'll find out right now because this is a science show kind of.

John, get into that story.

That's right.

So sorry mom, LOL 12 says, this just happened.

And I can't tell anyone in my actual life because we're keeping

everything related to the pregnancy, private. First off, I'm not pregnant. Okay. Well, that changes

things. Not even close. Not even trying. My husband recently went with me to get my IUD appointment.

Intrinsically, I think he knew that I couldn't be pregnant. You can still get

pregnant with different types of birth control. It's not a hundred percent, a billion percent

foolproof, okay? You can you can dislodge those kind of things. There's only one birth control

that works 100 percent abstinence, baby. Oh, I thought you were going to say pulling out.

That's Riley's ruleproof method right there. Oh, oh, worked 100% of the time so far.

So far as we know. Oh, goodness. But we had been talking about having kids in about a year.

So for Christmas, which we celebrate in January on a random weekend and exchange personal gifts,

I got him a first time dad's guide to pregnancy book.

I thought it would be a sweet gift.

I did not remember exactly what the book looked like.

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