0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Today I effed up by calling the cops on what turned out to be a Polly play party. How do I fix this? This is OKOP. And we have Zach with us. Zach, how does one fix this? Why did you call the cops? Because they thought they were being robbed or something. Oh, how do you fix it? You asked the cops to join. Ooh. I was going to say you join, but get the cops in on that. Yeah, I mean, they're already on their way and they're in uniform. And they can just as easily take that thing off. Yeah, they have a baton. Yeah. Somebody filed a noise complaint. I'm so happy with how you responded.
0:39.5	I cannot wait for this story to continue.
0:41.6	Adding so much.
0:42.6	Oh, okay.
0:43.6	So the wandering rider says a while ago, my car was damaged, scratched doors, and I filed a report with the police.
0:51.5	But they said there was nothing much they can do as there was no
0:55.5	witnesses since the parking spaces are a bit out of the public view. The officer did, however,
1:01.8	say that I should keep an eye out, since my house is basically the only house with a direct view
1:06.9	on the lot and report any suspicious behavior. It also wasn't the first time cars got vandalized
1:12.9	there. She also told me a colleague of hers parked his car there and cars of cops have been targeted
1:19.1	more since they also police the rules around COVID, like keeping distance and wearing mask.
1:24.5	And she described the fellow cop's car as a black BMW. So basically,
1:29.3	like, there's some vandal on the streets, vandalizing cars and specifically cars that are
1:34.9	owned by cops. Okay? Fast forward to today. And I see a guy and two girls hanging out at the
1:41.9	lot. I hear some commotion and laughter.
1:44.8	As I go to check it out, they quickly walk away.
1:47.4	A bit later, I see them there again, this time around the black BMW, looking around as
1:53.7	to not get spotted.
1:54.9	So it looks like they're kind of acting suspicious.
1:56.7	Right.
1:57.3	So I decided to call the police to give description of the three what I guessed to be teenagers.
2:01.7	Not 10 minutes later, I see a cop car pull up and two officers walking up the lot.
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