EP1422: I told my friend “those fake tits didn’t keep your man home, now did they? - r/BestofRedditorUpdates | Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 8 February 2024
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. I told my friend, those fake tits didn't keep your man home. Now, did they? And this comes from bubbly technology 804. And they say, I have a friend. And I'll call her Tiffany. Oh, boy. Stop, I'm right. I'm like, Tiffany. Stop, Riley. Yeah. Riley's dating a girl named Tiffany or not dating. I wish. wish. |
| 0:24.5 | He is. Stop my writer is like, Tiffany. Stop, my Riley. Yeah. |
| 0:24.1 | Riley's dating a girl named Tiffany or not dating. I wish. |
| 0:24.5 | He is. |
| 0:25.1 | She's leaving soon. |
| 0:26.7 | Rough. |
| 0:27.3 | Tiffany is the greatest person ever because she. |
| 0:29.9 | Okay, sorry, Tom. |
| 0:30.7 | Okay. |
| 0:32.0 | Nice story. |
| 0:32.8 | The backstory of this girl is kind of funny because she used to be my middle school ninth grade |
| 0:37.4 | bully, |
| 0:38.0 | but we ended up being close friends. And though we became close, that hasn't stopped her from being |
| 0:42.7 | snarky over the years. But I overlooked it because I figured that's just her personality. I did up until |
| 0:47.8 | now because in my opinion, she crossed the line. Tiffany likes to brag. Her husband and her have been together since high school. |
| 0:56.2 | She's also a real estate agent working at a high-end realty company. |
| 1:00.0 | She makes pretty good money and she overall has a nice lifestyle, no hate here. |
| 1:04.9 | But lately, this girl's been having it out for me. |
| 1:08.2 | So me and a couple of my girlfriends had to get together at her place. But she wouldn't stop targeting me. It's not verbatim, but this is what she said. So what's the deal with y'all? Why hasn't he married you? It's been years, girl. Oh, I know. He probably won't marry you because you're kind of flat. Ooh, those are fighting words. |
| 1:28.4 | Why are people like this? |
| 1:29.6 | That's the meanest thing. |
| 1:30.8 | It could also be like sometimes I'll like try to be funny and I'll just say the wrong |
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