Ep142: Two Judgey Girls
Two Judgey Girls
Two Judgey Girls
4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2019
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
In Key West, Vicki is called out for being a con woman, con lady, a con liar and a pig. Kelly was just a SL*T. But Emily said it best when she said: 'Don't attack her looks, attack her character!' In Thailand, the ladies experience the local traditions and see a drag show and ping pong show, LeeAnne has to make it about herself AGAIN, and compare the circus animals to her life as a child. In Jamaica, Jennifer swims in horse shit and Jackie can't catch a break. Dolores says they aren't cut from the same cloth and just doesn't want to be her friend. Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Two Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from LA, |
| 0:22.1 | I was in the Bay this week. And we didn't even see each other. |
| 0:29.2 | What, let's be honest, you've got here Monday and like, I'm sorry, I'm not going to meet you on |
| 0:33.0 | a Monday. And then we tried to see each other last night, but then she texted me like, |
| 0:37.2 | eight thirty and I'm like, I'm in my gym, he's watching love actually. I'm not leaving the house. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah, no, I mean, well, it was also raining there. Flights were delayed on Monday. I went up there for |
| 0:47.6 | a work event. And I literally had all these intentions to see you. I was like, oh, it'll be easy. |
| 0:53.2 | And you know, just or were you avoiding me again? No, don't put this blame on me because you |
| 0:59.6 | started, you tried to bail earlier in the afternoon. And I was going to dinner. Yeah. And then |
| 1:05.6 | you said, why don't you come over and well, no, I know. And I would have gone to dinner too if I |
| 1:09.7 | didn't have a dinner that was planned. So I totally get it. But I gave you an out very, like, I, |
| 1:14.2 | there was no guilt on my end. No, no, it was totally fine. I knew it was going to happen about four |
| 1:20.0 | o'clock. It did you? Well, because I kind of made up in my head. I was like, she doesn't text me |
| 1:26.6 | by like seven, thirty. I'm kind of done. Yeah. Well, I didn't even realize as I looked at my |
| 1:31.8 | phone at eight, I did not even realize it was eight, thirty. I thought it was like seven, thirty. |
| 1:35.5 | And I was like, wow, I've been at this dinner for a very long time. We didn't leave till 11. |
| 1:40.2 | Oh, yeah. That's. Yeah. So it's totally fine. I know. Well, Mary did tell me if we go out, |
| 1:47.4 | if she meets up with me, she has to be home by 10. And I was like, yeah, we'll just have one drink. |
| 1:51.2 | No, no, we'll be drinking. I just have to be down by 10. Oh, okay. It may be think of like an |
| 1:57.9 | all you can drink for two hours. That's what you're giving me. I have, I have limits on my school |
| 2:03.6 | nights, you know, I like to be embedded by 10, thirty. At the latest. Right. I have, I see |
| 2:12.8 | nothing wrong with it. I really, I can't really have too much. I, I, clearly, if I'm being |
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