EP14: Fight or Shite

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 618 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Imagine finding your dead wife on Tinder. Would you swipe right? Hannah finds more horror on the London Underground this week and we hear about Marilyn Monroe's ghost getting herself an invite to a wedding in Peckham. And of course, we bring you a classic part of the poddy - We Get Haunted So You Don't Have To. Will Suzie conjure the devil spawn? Why is she cradling a peperami? So many questions hun, find the answers on Eppy 14. Enjoy! xx Find us on: http://linktr.ee/ghosthunspod CREDIT: DEAD WIFE ON TINDER WRITTEN BY JACK FOLLMAN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I just matched with my dead wife on Tinder.
0:04.0	There was no writing, but three other pictures of my dead wife I'd never seen before.
0:08.5	I couldn't hear or see anything, but I could sense someone out there on the other side of the door.
0:14.2	I'm outside.
0:16.1	Let me in, please.
0:18.2	Never mind.
0:19.3	I got in.
0:20.1	Oh!
0:20.5	Oh! Oh! I don't like that. That is gross.
0:28.1	Grim, grim, grim. I heard the front door of my house close and I tightened up in my bed.
0:33.4	What? I didn't like that either. You're on Tinder too soon, Derry
0:38.7	You were supposed to warn me
0:40.3	Not try to fuck 23 year olds on Tinder
0:43.0	Oh is that what was A-Drange just set out
0:44.7	Until a couple of nights ago
0:46.4	After I came back from a date with a 26 year old
0:49.2	I met off Tinder
0:50.0	Derry! For fuck's sake!
0:52.7	Will you never learn?
0:58.4	Welcome to episode 14 of ghost hands.
1:03.9	We didn't plan that at all but that was much better than when we try and do it at the same time.
1:07.5	We're so in sync.
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