This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. My dad's marrying his affair partner. Am I the asshole? If I don't go to the wedding, this is OKOP, the home of the craziest stories on the internet. I'm Sam and John. Do you think O.P. would be the ass if they don't go to their dad's wedding? You know, the dad started the a-holery. The a-holery. By A-having the affair partner and then having the audacity to marry the affair partner. He is the engine of the a-holery train. I think if O.P does not want to be the caboose, they don't have to be. Not the A-Holt. That's what I'm saying.

I'm throwing it down.

Let's see if that holds up under context.

So Lucy Aria Rose says, when I was 17, my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer.

Two years later, she passed away.

During these two years, my dad was not around much.

He was always working and going on business trips. Oh, business. John, do you see a red flag? I don't want to see a red flag

this, this early in the story. Two sentences, like, guys, we don't want to have to point to these hats

two sentences in. Please know. Damn. My aunt and grandma took care of my mom. Five months after my mother's passing, my dad introduced me to his new girlfriend. I think you need, what, what was the rule we made a month for every year of marriage? Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. So how, how, that sounds like it sounds like something we would say.

We would make an insane rule.

We're rolling with it.

Wait, how long were they married?

At least 17 years.

So like, come on, you got to wait at least 17 months.

Come on, bro.

Year and a half.

I was pissed.

I yelled at him how quickly he moved on from my mom when they decided to tell me that they had been in a relationship for three years.

Wait.

Whoa.

So we're like, hey, I know you're mad, but don't worry.

This is like going long before you've been doing about it. How does that? I mean, at least I'm being honest, but like, bruh, what are we doing? That makes it so much worse. It makes it so much worse. Why would you, I would almost like, do you even come clean with that information? Because if this story revolved around, oh, they, he just started dating five months later andP.'s not attending the wedding. That's a different story. It's like, uh, yeah, yeah. I don't know if you get, but they were dating for three years. And mom are cheating on your dead mother. Like, I would be pretty pissed. Terrible. I would be pretty pissed. Like a whole Hall of Fame level terrible.

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