This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

My friend lost $1,000 because of me, and I don't feel bad about it. Should I? Sam, Sophia, should they feel bad? I mean, $1,000 is a good amount. That's a lot of money. I'd be upset. I'd be upset if someone lost $1,000. I once had a friend tell me, he said this is not investment advice, but I took his investment advice and I lost two grand.

And it went to zero.

And when did he pay you back? Never. Really? Should we sue him? We should. Let's lawyer. Don't invest into a random crypto project. I mean, I could have told you that. I think I did tell you that. Yeah. I was about to put like all my money in it too. That's insane. But come rocket's going to the moon. That is a coin. Dang. Lost all my money. Well, there's only one way to find out what happens in this story. Spill that team. And this comes from the unpolitical. They say, I am part of a specialized friend group where we all share the same hobby. I'm part of a very specialized friend group, a special set of skills. Is it D&D? It might be. Is it saving hostages? What's not Neil Diamond? I'm part of specialized black ops group. Is not what they're called? Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson. There we go. I got you. Don't watch movies.

I just know the people in it.

It's true.

Now, this is not really a hobby, but I don't want to give out personally identifying information if I state what it really was. Oh, come on. It was actually D&D. They just didn't want us to know. It can't be D&D.

It must be even more specialized.

D&D is too big.

They all, wait, okay, think of one.

Rock skipping.

Forklift competition.

Riley sent me a video. be even more specialized. The India is too big. They all, wait, okay, think of one. Rock skipping.

Forklift competition. Riley sent me a video of that, I think. Erotic art competition in Germany.

That sounds like, sent that to me in Instagram.

Actually, for the sports podcast, weird sports, that would be great. A banger. Now, I was really

excited to join this group

as I've been an avid hobbyist for over six years. I got to meet the entire group minus Mike, and we all get along great. Who's Mike? Who's Mike? I think we're about to find out. Pass Mike the Mike. It was an easy transition into the group, and I was having a ton of fun. Finally, after about a month after joining, I met Mike.

All right. What's up with Mike? Mike was? Okay. Okay. No red flags yet? Pretty tough to get to know, though.

Like, pulling teeth, but I just kind of ignored it and I kept moving on with everyone else.

Meanwhile, Mike was really inconsistent with showing up twice to group meetings, so I didn't

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