EP1350: Guy Pees His Pants In Front Of His Date (Wholesome) - r/BestofRedditorUpdates | Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 1 January 2024
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.4 | Today I effed up by peeing my pants in front of my date. |
| 0:08.8 | What should I do? |
| 0:11.6 | What do you even do on that? |
| 0:13.3 | If you're on a first date with your current girlfriend, |
| 0:15.2 | would she have stayed with you? |
| 0:16.7 | I feel like she would have. |
| 0:19.5 | We freaking, |
| 0:20.3 | we freaking macked on our first day. |
| 0:22.6 | Dude, the vibes were crazy. |
| 0:24.9 | The vibes are crazy. |
| 0:26.0 | I would have, I would just match with my piss soaked pantaloons. |
| 0:30.6 | Like an hour and a half in, you just pissed yourself. |
| 0:32.7 | She would still hang out. |
| 0:34.2 | No. |
| 0:34.4 | So, okay, what would actually happen? |
| 0:36.5 | I think, I think usually there's some, like, |
| 0:39.7 | if not like at a restaurant or something, a water bottle or something, I would pretend to spill |
| 0:44.8 | water all over myself, um, hopefully something like a soda to where I'm like, I've ruined my pants, |
| 0:53.4 | you know, that, that is what I would try to do. |
| 0:57.0 | I would try as hard as humanly possible. |
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