EP1329: I ABANDONED my children on Christmas… but they deserved it!
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4.3 • 583 Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.1 | I deserted my children on Christmas and they deserved it. |
| 0:08.1 | I'm going to leave you to get your own gift for once. |
| 0:10.4 | You say like bad kids deserve coal. |
| 0:13.5 | Right. |
| 0:14.0 | I say they don't deserve parents. |
| 0:15.6 | I think Santa should kidnap the children that are bad. |
| 0:18.0 | Wow. |
| 0:18.6 | And make them like work in a sweatshop. |
| 0:21.1 | And this is a Christmas episode, Sam. This is a Christmas episode. As you can see, with all the festivities around us. Yeah, yeah. We got the Yule log burning. Smells great. Smells great. Ah. Hmm. Smells like smoke. All right, John. Let's get into the story. I'm a mother of three beautiful and smart children and one don't know. |
| 0:42.3 | Hold on, mama. |
| 0:44.2 | No kidding. |
| 0:45.3 | After giving birth to my first child, I immediately regretted my decision. |
| 0:49.4 | Oh. |
| 0:50.0 | I realized I was not fit to be a mother and did not love my child as a mother should. |
| 0:56.1 | That's tough. |
| 0:57.1 | That's tough. |
| 0:58.1 | Imagine being the kid reading this post and being like, shit. |
| 1:00.7 | That's my mom. |
| 1:01.5 | That is not a great Christmas gift. |
| 1:04.2 | My husband, a couple of years after the first, convinced me to have another. |
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