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EP1324: Entitled Dad says "my child is an investment. And hopefully can live off her later" - r/okopshow | Reddit Stories

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πŸ—“οΈ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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r/okopshow - Entitled Dad says "my child is an investment. And hopefully can live off her later"


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

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0:04.4

Entitled dad says my child is an investment and hopefully I can live off of her later.

0:10.1

Riley, our children investment so you can live off later.

0:12.2

Dude, my great grandpa was an investment.

0:14.4

He had 11.

0:16.1

He had 10 brothers of one sister and they all worked on the farm.

0:18.7

So, I mean, depending on what year you were born,

0:22.0

it could be an investment. You know what? That sounds like R.O.I. Return on investment. I, female 23,

0:28.9

went to a store to buy some containers for I was making some jam that day. And this entitled father

0:34.7

was buying a birthday balloon for his three to four year old,

0:38.1

for his three to four year old daughter.

0:40.8

He said to the cashier, geez, kids these days are expensive.

0:45.3

My child is an investment and hopefully she pays off after college so I can retire

0:49.5

and hopefully make my life a little easier.

0:51.8

By the way, the way he said it, I felt like he was just

0:54.7

wanting someone to leach off of because I have heard of cases of family tracing that some

1:00.5

parents feel entitled enough to keep some of their kids back and thus take care of them to the

1:05.6

point where they don't even get to have a partner and thus a family dead end. And I thought of something that

1:11.9

might ease her existence for a little daughter. College no longer works because of debt and

1:16.7

increasing prizes and is college no longer works because of debt, increasing prizes, increasing

1:22.5

prices and stagnant wages. So I said the schooling system no longer works. The new way is Hustlers University.

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