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Ghost Huns

EP132: Meddling Beltane Fairies

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8730 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Big Suze is bringing an attitude to this eppy, after being PUSHED by a lady on the London Underground. There's been serious crimes of ManSpreading too, so the huns get real riled up. We hear about Hannah's gorjey dinner and the Pentacles advise us not to work TOO hard and maybe take a holiday?  SPOOKY NEWS: Hannah brings us the story of Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon who disappeared whilst hiking in Panama, and the circumstances are very very strange...  This is another C.O.W Creep of the Week SPESHYAL! Fun! Y'all are ever so haunted.  (cow! cow! cow!) 1) This is from Moudi - read by Hannah. This is a tale of an old haunted house... and a ghost perv. Do you hear that whistling? 2) This story is sent in from Amy read by Big S. Heard of Loftus Hall in County Wexford, Ireland? This is a famous legend... think hooves and a hole in the ceiling! 3) Hannah reads out a tale from Anya about a cemetery and creepy kid. Uh oh. Welcome to the Peculiar Friends...  4) Big S reads a story from J, who has to deal with Satanic pages from a car booter... and an entity... Thank you huns for sending your tales in, we love them all so much.  We end with WE GET HAUNTED - Hannah chooses her own adventure. ENJOY THE EPPPPPPYYY xoxo  JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows?  SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: ⁠https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip⁠ SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: ⁠https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

They wove through rows and rows of headstones, my sister's tiny feet crunching over the gravel path,

0:05.5

a grip on my stepmother's hand tightening.

0:07.9

They reached the far side of the cemetery where the trees cast long, eerie shadows over the graves.

0:12.3

Then all of a sudden, my sister stopped.

0:15.7

Without a word, she sat down in front of a grave.

0:18.6

Mommy, this is my new friend.

0:21.8

The gravestones molder and lean like a crazy man's teeth.

0:26.1

There are mausoleums with swinging doors and inviting open graves.

0:30.2

Where will you find shelter?

0:32.3

Baggett family museum.

0:33.5

Baggett.

0:34.2

I'd like a bagget.

0:34.9

Bagget.

0:35.2

Bagget.

0:36.4

Bagget.

0:38.8

If somebody could tell me why Riemann's a thing,

0:41.7

I just would love to know,

0:43.1

because, like, it's just shit, isn't it?

1:05.6

Yeah. Welcome to episode one three one of Ghost Huns.

1:08.8

Oh hi, it's Susie here from Ghost Huns.

1:17.0

This is actually episode 132. We say 131 on the recording, but it's actually 132.

1:26.9

Again, we can't count. So do forgive us for that. I hope you enjoy the episode. Have a lovely day.

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